June ’17 Horoscope

No joke, y’all–June is gonna slay. Even the bad shit’s, like, not that bad. Supreme space witch Remy Ramirez tells you all about it.

JUNE BE LIKE:

Straight from the center of the Nasty Galaxy, supreme space witch, Remy Ramirez, is spillin’ the secrets of the cosmos…

Merry birthday to you, Gem Mama! You’re having a huge month to go along with your annual rotation-around-the-sun festivities (for which you may need some really cute shit…). June 3rd is looking especially good because the Sun in Gemini trines Jupiter in Libra that day. This is literally the best ish the cosmos have to offer–it’s full of energy, good fortune, confidence, monetary gain, harmonious relationships–and it’s happening in your sign! Go out on that day for sure, and if you can schedule important work meetings on the 3rd as well, def do it. It’s followed by a weird placement on June 4th that will give you a bit of a roller coaster effect: Sun in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces. This is like the hangover after the night of your life–it carries the energy of lethargy, deception, confusion, and illness, although on the upside, it’s great for your creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). Make sure to steer clear of any business dealings/important convos on that day. To get you back on track, Mercury will be hanging out in Gem territory from the 6th to the 21st, alongside the sun, giving you lots of extra communication powers–which, again, is great for business dealings and negotiating. Your mind will be extra sharp and clever, which is really saying something for you, Gem, so tune in to your ideas and make a point to meet with higher ups who could help advance your career during this time. On the 9th, a full moon in Sagittarius will light up your house of marriage and partnerships. Sagittarius is a sign of optimism and expansion, so it will send an extra helping of good vibes your way. If you’re looking to get bae on lock or team up with a business partner, all signs point to go. I will say, though, that Sag is the zodiac’s freedom lover, not one to jump into commitments. So when you’re out there looking for your better half, be aware that you’ll need to find someone who can respect your space and individuality–that’s going to be key to making your duo dynamic, whether it’s professional or personal. Speaking of personal, Venus, planet of all things boo-related, will be circling your 2nd house most of the month, which is a killer placement for initiating stable, healthy relationships. This, teamed up with the full moon on the 9th, has heart eyes all over it, so keep your radar up for srs love interests. If you’re already involved, this is a really good time to take things to the next level. On the 13th, you’ll have another awesome aspect–Mercury in Gemini trine Jupiter in Libra. This will give you an additional uptick in mental agility and communication, and also favor things like long-distance travel, receiving generosity from others, and expansive information (grad school, for example, or learning a new language). So. Much. Awesome. The month ends with a supes dynamic aspect: On the 25th, Mars in Cancer squares Jupiter in Libra, your air sister. This gets everyone’s engines revved with an amp in energy, libido, and courage (YAS SO GOOD). Killer for getting shit done and having amazing sex, but be careful not to go overboard and veer into ill-advised risk taking or impulsive decision-making. Add some strategy and foresight to the mix–and, ya know, a condom when applicable–and harness this energy the most magical way possible.

Hey Crab Mamas! Welcome to June–it’s basically the best, so let’s get into it. You’re cruising the house of bling most of the month–it oversees ca$h money and all the pretty things you add to your artillery as a result of said $$ (this, for example, and also this… plus these, too). Enjoy the flow, but don’t spend it all at once–a true #Girlboss loves her 401K just as much as her 18K. On the 9th, a full moon in Sagittarius will light up your 8th house of secrets, deception, and the subconscious. Because honest, expansive Sag will be influencing this placement, I think you’ll find that the energy is less about slanderous gossip and more about checking in with your intuitive process. Full moons allow us to reap the rewards of manifestation, so in the week leading up, keep a dream journal, meditate, and get a tarot reading or akashic clearing. Basically set the stage for your subconscious to come through with some guidance that’s clear and helpful af. In the boo department, Venus is hanging out in your house of communication and short trips for most of the month. This is a super social placement, so if you’re looking for love, hit up happy hour, the club, that party (any party)–RSVP yes to all of it. And take some road trips while you’re at it–especially if you’re partnered up already, ’cause this will be a killer way to keep the feels alive. As the Sun moves into Cancer on the 20th, you’ll see a huge shift in cosmic power affecting Crab territory. First up on that front: Mercury will join the Sun in Cancer on the 21st, and the two will immediately go conjunct on that day. This is awesome for you! The energy is clever, communicative, expressive, and artistic. If you have an important meeting, presentation, or convo–schedule it for this day. On the 25th, Mars in Cancer squares Jupiter in Libra. You’d think a square would mostly suck, but no! This aspect will get your engine revved with an amp in energy, libido, and courage (YAS SO GOOD). It’s killer for getting shit done and having amazing sex, but be careful not to go overboard and veer into ill-advised risk taking or impulsive decision-making. Add some strategy and foresight to the mix–and, ya know, a condom when applicable–and harness this energy the most magical way possible. On the 28th, Mercury in Cancer will conjunct Mars in Cancer. SUHWEET. Similar to the conjunction Mercury has to the sun earlier on, this conjunction will help you with mental agility, communication, and self-expression. You may also find yourself attracted to cuties who can make a crossword puzzle or rubik’s cube their bitch in a matter of seconds. Again though, when Mars gets involved, it’s easy for things to get out of hand if you’re not careful. Be aware that arguments can flare up easier on this day if your tongue is too sharp. If any drama should arise, remember that just a little of that Cancer tenderness will keep relations with the fam (both biological and not) firmly out of hostility zone.

Hey Lady Lions! The month kicks off with a killer aspect for you–Venus in Aries trine Saturn in Sagittarius on June 1st. Though neither of those cover Leo territory, the fact that both signs involved are your fire sisters means you’ll get a little extra dose of this bright and shiny gift from the stars. It’s a great time for committing longterm in love, meeting your soulmate, working through tough relationship issues, making headway in your creative pursuits, and closing low-risk business deals successfully. It’s really good stuff, so def keep it on your radar. Meanwhile, you’re transiting the house of communication for the majority of June. As the zodiac’s lovers of center stage, talking is no issue for you, but this placement asks you to take a deeper look at your communication style to get clear on what’s working and what isn’t. Something Leos often confront is their sense of pride and need for the spotlight. This month may ask you to consider whether those are helping or hindering you in your relationships–professional, romantic, platonic–all of ’em. The answer may not be so black and white, and that’s especially true with the extra push this placement will get from Gemini’s influence over the sun (the Cosmos’ ultimate big talker) for the first third of the month. You may find that the combination requires lots of socializing, networking, and talking yourself up (in which case, we have a few things to help with that, too), so be open to any and all lessons you receive around the idea of communication this month.  On June 4th, a bit of a dark cloud covers the good vibes that start off the month: Sun in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces. It’s just a weird vibe in general, bringing a lethargic energy, and the possibility of deception, confusion, and illness, although on the upside, it’s great for creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). You won’t feel the effects quite as much since you don’t share elements with Gem or Pisces, but it’ll still leave some funky cosmic debris in the air, so make sure to steer clear of any business dealings/important convos on that day. On the 9th, a full moon in Sagittarius will fall into your house of big picture thinking and overseas journeys. You may make that backpacking trip fantasy official by putting your Amex where your Lonely Planet is, or you might find yourself on a plane to far off places–especially with Sagittarius’ adventurous and expansive influence. More often than not though, this house is about what you want from your life and what kind of philosophy you’re adopting on this soul journey. Sagittarius will ask you to think big, learn more, and expand horizons, so keep feelers out for ways to connect with the affirmation, “I am open to embarking on a new path, to learning about the world, and to having my mind blown by the adventures that await.” In the boo arena, Venus will be circling your house of home and roots. This may mean it’s time to get serious about bae, or to leave your current situation in search of something stable and consistent. If you’re spoken for already, staying in will be time well spent, as this house invokes the intimacy that connects family. Trade the party circuit for a romantic bath or candlelight dinner. This placement could also mean that you find a new apartment, or apply some TLC to the one you have, so get that Pinterest inspo ready. The month rounds out with Mars in Cancer square Jupiter in Libra on the 25th. It won’t affect you in a major way since you don’t share elements with these signs, but it will send some good vibes to all of us, so be ready for an amp in energy, libido, and courage (that’s really saying something for you, Leo!). It’s killer for getting shit done and having amazing sex, but be careful that Mars’ influence doesn’t push you to go overboard and veer into ill-advised risk taking or impulsive decision-making. Add some strategy and foresight to the mix–and, ya know, a condom when applicable–and harness this energy in a way that has you coming out on top (no pun intended, but like, also v down with the pun).

Sup Earth Mama?! You’re getting June off to a v Virgo start by circling the house of home and stability, woot! You Virgos love that shit, so it’s gonna be awesome. This is a time to focus on your place–start a garden, build a loft, or like, just lay in bed and read all weekend. You may have an increased desire to hibernate, nest, and go inward, and in terms of the latter, you’d do well to set some of that homebody energy aside for journaling and meditation (“home” in astrology can refer to your inner home: you and your emotional landscape, so focus some attention there during the first few weeks of the month). On June 4th, a bit of a dark cloud covers the good vibes that start off the month: Sun in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces. It’s just a weird vibe in general, bringing a lethargic energy, and the possibility of deception, confusion, and illness, although on the upside, it’s great for creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). You won’t feel the effects quite as much since you don’t share elements with Gem or Pisces, but it’ll still leave some funky cosmic debris in the air, so make sure to steer clear of any business dealings/important convos on that day. A full moon in Sagittarius on the 9th lands in your house of career, status, and reputation–and this is seriously awesome. Sagittarius carries an optimistic, expansive energy, and applying that magic to your career alongside the full moon is super powerful. If you have a presentation, important meeting, or are looking to negotiate a salary, this is a great time to do it. You might also find that Sagittarius’ adventurous influence sends you on a business trip, or prompts you to take classes to help further your career. In the boo department, Venus will be sending all kinds of heart eyes to your 5th house, which is SO fun. This house is sweet, lighthearted, and ultra flirty, so get out there and give those lashes a workout. (Strutting this, that, and these will also come in handy with channeling all those flirty vibes.) It’s not very good for commitment though, so just have fun and sit tight if you’re looking for the real thing. The month rounds out with Venus in Taurus trine Pluto in Capricorn on the 24th, which will bring some extra intense and sultry vibes to the romance front. Sex will be awesome and feelings may deepen–potentially to the point of obsession, and affairs are also a thing with this placement, so pump the breaks if you feel any of that weirdness coming on. Though you aren’t directly involved in this aspect, both signs (Taurus and Cap) share your Earth element, so you’ll get an extra dose of this cosmic intensity. Enjoy the feels, but plug into that logic and level-headedness you Virgos are known for should the emotional draw become overwhelming. A measured approach will def work to your benefit, at least till the dust has a chance to settle.


Girl! So. Many. Good. Things. You start June off in the 5th house, which is actually ruled by Libra. This house oversees fun, pleasure, creativity, and lightheartedness, which you Libras LOVE. Go out and do some really fun shit–water ballon fights in the park, keg softball, a John Hughes marathon with your girls–whatever sounds fun to you. Sometimes we get on that hustle train–which is def important–but fun and joy is the true vibration of the Universe’s highest good, so when you align yourself with it, you invite the Universe to bestow your life with more of that blissful energy. YES PLS. On the 3rd, the Sun in Gemini trines Jupiter in Libra. This is literally the best ish the cosmos have to offer–it’s full of activity, good fortune, confidence, monetary gain, harmonious relationships–it truly is the best, and since you’re all up in it (Jupiter in Libra), you’ll be receiving most of the benefits. Go out on that day for sure, and if you can schedule important work meetings on the 3rd as well, def do it. It’s followed by a weird placement on June 4th that will give you a bit of a roller coaster effect: Sun in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces. This is like the hangover after the best night of your life–it carries the energy of lethargy, deception, confusion, and illness, although on the upside, it’s great for your creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). You’re not directly involved, but since you share the Air element with Gem, it’s best to steer clear of any business dealings/important convos on that day. On the 9th, Jupiter, who’s been retrograding in Libra for a good while now, finally goes direct. Jupiter, planet of luck, optimism, and expansion, can do no wrong–forward or backward–but the switch will help you make more headway in laying down groundwork for your future as opposed to smoothing over issues from your past. Also on the 9th, a full moon in Sagittarius will land in your house of friends and aspirations. Sagittarius is high energy, fun, social, and optimistic. The combination of Jupiter going direct alongside an exuberant Sagittarius full moon in your house of homies and goals signals good energy around making moves toward your dreams–and the friends who will be involved in helping you get there. Keep your antennae raised for any developments around that time, and if you need to schedule important meetings or conversations, that’s a great day to do it. In terms of boo thangs, Venus will be sending heart eyes to your house of work–so go ahead and see if that cutie a couple cubicles over wants to hang. This placement could also make you swoon hard for the work you’re doing: passion projects might take center stage, or the 9 to 5 might cease to feel like a grind and start to inspire you. On the 13th, you’ll have another awesome aspect–Mercury in Gemini trine Jupiter in Libra. This will give you a huge uptick in mental agility and communication, and also favor things like long-distance travel, receiving generosity from others, and expansive information (grad school, for example, or learning a new language). So it’s basically more awesome getting dropped on ya. The month ends with a supes dynamic aspect: On the 25th, Mars in Cancer square Jupiter in Libra, your air sister. This gets everyone’s engines revved with an amp in energy, libido, and courage (on that note–this, this, and this baby are all great for said vibes). It’s killer for getting shit done and having amazing sex, but be careful not to go overboard and veer into ill-advised risk taking or impulsive decision-making. Add some strategy and foresight to the mix–and, ya know, a condom when applicable–and harness this energy the most magical way possible. Just business as usual for you, Libra.

Hey you Water Babes! You start the month out in the house of work and health, so you may be directing those fixation powers you Scorps are known for on the task(s) at hand for the majority of the month. And while this is a great way to get your hustle taken care of, all work and no play makes Scorp go effing nuts. Not just that, it can also affect your health, which is the other aspect this house oversees, so be careful not to overwork or exhaust yourself. This is also a great house for learning about a work/health balance–ducking out of the office for a midday yoga class or meditation sesh would be great practices under this house’s influence. On June 4th, a bit of a dark cloud will spread some weird vibes: Sun in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces. This aspect will bring a sense of lethargy to the cosmic terrain, and the possibility of deception, confusion, and illness–although on the upside, it’s great for creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). Because you share Pisces’ water element, you’re a little more susceptible to this dynamic than a lot of the zodiac, so keep your eyes peeled for any signs of b.s. from people, and  make sure to steer clear of any business dealings/important convos on that day. On the 9th, a full moon in Sagittarius will light up your 12th house of the subconscious, igniting those magical intuitive powers you Scorps are so attuned to. High vibrational Scorpio energy generates introspection, intimacy, and transformation, and the 12th house loves all these things. Sagittarius, who will be overseeing these full moon vibes, is expansive, optimistic, and philosophical. With this combination, the 9th is a great time to work with a life coach, receive (or learn to give) Reiki, or branch out with your witch practices (crystals, altars, tarot–these are all the 12th house’s jam). Stay open to messages that come through during this time, too–especially in dreams and meditation, as that’s the subconscious’ favorite way of filling us in on what it wants from us. In terms of boo thangs, Venus is transiting your house of commitment and srs partnerships. This placement is about getting bae on lock, meeting someone you feel serious about, or committing to your current boo in new ways. Marriage is favored while under this influence, but even if that’s not on the radar, the theme of committing to what you love may well show up (in this, this, or this, for example), so keep your antennae up. The month ends with vibes you’ll be v into. On the 25th, Jupiter in Libra will square Mars in Cancer, your water sister. This gets everyone’s engines revved with an amp in energy, libido, and courage (aka all things Scorpio). It’s killer for getting shit done and having amazing sex, but be careful not to go overboard and veer into ill-advised risk taking or impulsive decision-making. Add some strategy and foresight to the mix–and, ya know, a condom when applicable–and harness this energy in a super productive (but also, like, v sexy) way.

Hey Archer Cuties! You start the month off with a bang. Namely, Venus in Aries trine Saturn in Sag (yes you) on June 1st. It’s a great time for committing longterm in love, meeting your soulmate, working through tough relationship issues, making headway in your creative pursuits, and closing low-risk business deals successfully. All signs point to awesome on this one, so prepare for heart eyes. On the 3rd, the Sun in Gemini trines Jupiter in Libra. This aspect is full of energy, good fortune, confidence, monetary gain, and harmonious relationships. You won’t be one of the main beneficiaries (womp womp) since you don’t share elements with these signs, but it’s a strong enough aspect that we’ll all get some good vibes out of the deal, so go out on that day for sure, and if you can schedule important work meetings as well, def do it. It’s followed by a weird placement on June 4th that will give us a bit of a roller coaster effect: Sun in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces. This is like the hangover after a killer night–it carries the energy of lethargy, deception, confusion, and illness–although on the upside, it’s great for your creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). You’re not directly involved because, again, you don’t share either of these elements (air or water), but it’s still best to steer clear of any business dealings/important convos on that day, since we’ll all be susceptible to funky vibes. Most of the month will see you cruising through the house of career and fame–YAS GIRL. This is when your hustle starts to pay off: the people at the top will take notice, offers will roll in, your Insta DM will blow up with admirers. If you’ve been waiting to hold a presentation or woo a new client, the first three weeks of this month (minus the 4th) is definitely the time to do it. To add to these killer vibes, a full moon on the 9th will land in–you guessed it–Sagittarius. BOO YOU ARE GOING TO KILL IT. This is about dream manifestation, spotlight domination, and power attainment. It could go a lot of directions (romance, family, finance), but since you’ll be in the house of career, my guess is that you’re gonna see your name in lights (metaphorically speaking–or ya know, maybe literally) around that day, so star it on your cal for sure. In bae territory, Venus is circling your house of (wait for it) SEX. Sag, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried; your month really is just that fire (and if you need a look to match, we def got you covered… er, not covered). But to be clear: these aren’t one-night-stand sex vibes. This house is overseen by the blazing intimacy inferno we call Scorpio: the energy is connected, possessive, deep, and fearless in its desire to know love. That’s the kind of romance you’ll be seeking and/or attracting. It’s transformative stuff, so get ready for some feels for reals. The month rounds out with Venus in Taurus trine Pluto in Capricorn on the 24th, which will bring even more intense and sultry vibes to the romance front (not that you need them, but… that’s just how good June is treatin’ you). This will make sex especially awesome, but again, in a holy-shit-I-think-this-is-the-real-thing kind of way, not in a slip-out-quietly-the-morning-after kind of way. The dark side of this is that feelings could deepen to the point of obsession, and affairs are also a thing with this placement–so pump the breaks if you feel any of that weirdness coming on. The good news is that you aren’t directly involved in this aspect, so you won’t get all that frenetic intensity; you’ll just bask in the glory. So soak it up, Sag Sister, soak. it. up.

Hey Cap Sisters! Last month was an upgrade from April, but there were still some lingering heavy vibes to teach you a thing or two about letting go. June is going to to be similar for you Earth Babes, but it will manifest in a different way. You start the month out in the house of sex and transformation, which is very powerful in ways that might be a little disconcerting at first. We live in a culture that often minimizes the spiritual power of sexuality. Of course, the Cosmos are not fooled, and this house is the perfect example. The sexuality under the influence of this house is about fearless intimacy, profound connection, and sincere devotion, aka it’s not fucking around (no pun intended). Last month the Universe was chiseling away at your need for control–this will continue under the energy of this house, but in a more fulfilling and, let’s be honest, more fun way. Be open to the vulnerability that accompanies intimate sexuality–even (and especially) if it scares you. On the 4th, we’ll all get a v weird placement: Sun in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces. This placement carries the energy of lethargy, deception, confusion, and illness, although on the upside, it’s great for your creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). The good news for you, Cap, is that you’re not directly involved because you don’t share either of these elements (air or water), but it’s still best to steer clear of any business dealings/important convos on that day, since we’ll all be susceptible to the funky vibes. On the 9th, a full moon in Sagittarius will light up your house of money and possessions–cha-ching! Sagittarius has an expansive, optimistic, and upbeat energy; this is a great vibe to have behind financial dealings, so any negotiations or meetings that involve a potential for monetary gain (or loss), make sure to schedule on the 9th if possible. And be on the lookout around that date for opportunities to bring in the bling (this, for example, and this and these while you’re at it). On the love front, Venus will be circling your house of overarching life philosophy and overseas travels. This is a time when you either A. Hook up with a hottie while on vacay in some far off and beautiful place or B. Decide to link your longterm life plans to your longterm boo plans. Because you’ll already be in the house of transformation and sexuality, my guess is that it will lean toward the latter (although I’m here to tell you, those overseas lovers can be transformative af, ok girl??). If you’re single, start thinking of what kind of relationship you want in the longterm (a visualization list that describes the person in detail is a great way to usher in blessings), and if you’re not single, start thinking about how to deepen the intimacy and connection you already have with your partner (look, nobody said tantric sex, but nobody didn’t say tantric sex either…). The month rounds out with Venus in Taurus trine Pluto in Capricorn (that’s you) on the 24th, which will bring even more intense and sultry vibes to the romance front (not that you need them, but… that’s just how good June is treatin’ you). This will make sex especially awesome, but again, in a holy-shit-I-think-this-is-the-real-thing kind of way, not in a slip-out-quietly-the-morning-after kind of way. The dark side of this is that feelings could deepen to the point of obsession, and affairs are also a thing with this placement. Since you’re a key player in this aspect (Pluto in Cap), you’re especially susceptible, so pump the breaks if you feel any of that weirdness coming on. Otherwise, just ride the wave, Earth Sister.


Hey Aquarius! Welcome to June! You’re transiting the house of longterm life philosophies and overseas travel. This house is about expanding horizons, and that can manifest literally, like jetting off to new lands to discover the world, or figuratively: grad school, learning new languages, becoming interested in a new religion, etc. It’s a house of growth and evolution toward your higher self, which is SO up your alley, Aquarius, so get your upgrade on. On the 3rd, the Sun in Gemini trines Jupiter in Libra. This is literally the best ish the Cosmos have to offer–it’s full of energy, good fortune, confidence, monetary gain, harmonious relationships–it truly is the best. You don’t have a direct role in it, but both of the key players (Gem and Libra) share your Air element, so you’ll get a little more of this cosmic goodness than most other signs. Go out on that day for sure, and if you can schedule important work meetings on the 3rd as well, def do it. It’s followed by a weird placement on June 4th that will give you a bit of a roller coaster effect: Sun in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces. This is like the hangover after the night of your life–it carries the energy of lethargy, deception, confusion, and illness, although on the upside, it’s great for your creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). You’re not directly involved, but since you share the Air element with Gem, it’s best to steer clear of any business dealings/important convos on that day. On the 9th, a full moon in Sagittarius will light up your house of communication. Sagittarius is optimistic, expansive, and fun-loving, and brings an upbeat energy to everything it touches. Take this into your convos: look for the good, talk about the good, express gratitude for the good. It doesn’t mean you don’t communicate what isn’t working, too, it just means that you refocus so that what is working gets a VIP pass to the convo. Not only is this is an awesome way to work through difficult issues and create resolutions, but when it comes to your relationship with the Universe, expressing gratitude for what it’s provided you is a great way of communicating what you would like more of (abundance, love, fun, travel, vintage Chanel, etc.). Always remember that the positive reinforcement we send out comes back to us, so communicating thanks is really an act of self-love (YAS, BOO). And on that note, in Love Land, Venus will be cruising your house of career and fame, which is seriously so fun. Not only will this bring lots of good vibes to all your career pursuits, it will also bring you admirers through the work that you do. The heart eyes could be platonic–genuine fans of the work you’re producing–or secret admirers who think you’re mega talented and want to woo you over candlelight (to which I say, go, and glam. it. up.). On the 25th, Jupiter in Libra will square Mars in Cancer. This gets everyone’s engines revved with an amp in energy, libido, and courage–and you even more so since you share Libra’s Air element. Get ready to revel in this aspect’s bounty of getting shit done and having v amazing sex, but be careful not to go overboard and veer into ill-advised risk taking or impulsive decision-making. Add some strategy and foresight to the mix–and, ya know, a condom when applicable–and make the most of a killer gift from the Cosmos.

Merry June, Fish Sisters! You’re circling the house of career and fame this month, egged on by the Gemini Sun, which is such a good combo for you. Gemini is quick-witted, communicative, social, and curious, and this energy is a perfect complement to your introspective, emotionally rich, and reclusive sensibilities. The combination will support you in promoting yourself, networking, and creating important connections with people who want to get in your corner and bring you success. Anything you can do during this time to get your name out there will be favored: creating a website, having business cards made, those awkward networking mixers (…so awkward, but ya know, nothing a little wine can’t fix). With this influence, you may also see insta-results, so be ready for higher ups noticing you around the office, potential clients hitting up your DM, or promotions. It’s all good stuff, but there’s one day at the beginning of the month when you want to make sure not to schedule client meetings or meet with execs: On June 4th, the Sun will square Neptune in Pisces, bringing weird vibes of lethargy, deception, confusion, and illness–although on the upside, it’s great for your creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). Because you’re directly involved in this aspect, it’s best to completely bow out of anything important that day. Literally, if you can just stay home and read Plath or Poe, maybe watch Donnie Darko a few times, it will be time well spent. On the 9th, a full moon in Sagittarius will light up your 4th house of home and roots. This is such a dynamic aspect for you! Sagittarius is cheerful, philosophical, and loves to travel to foreign lands, while a full moon brings our intentions and efforts to fruition. The house of home can go two ways: it can be about your actual home, so like, maybe you’ll get a new apartment with this placement, somewhere new and foreign to you, or maybe you’ll find yourself satiating a sudden urge to add some cheer to your crib via a plethora of macrame plant holders (#Etsy4Life). The other way I often see this house manifest is metaphorically: “home” as a symbol for your internal landscape. If that’s the case for you, Pisces, you may find you achieve a new, critical perspective or life philosophy during this full moon, or get some knowledge dropped on you that forever changes what it feels like to be you. Whatever the result, Sagittarius will bring optimism and general “fuck yeah” vibes, so get pumped. To help this along, Venus, planet of heart eyes and boo thangs, will be circling your house of friends and aspirations. This dynamic is awesome for devoting yourself to something you deeply love in your career, and for the friends and loved ones who will support you in reaching those dreams. Dig for honest, clear information about the kind of life you would love living (meditation is a great way), and the steps it would take to get there. You may also find under this influence that your friends and community become the focus of all your feels, or even that a strictly platonic situation becomes a “with benefits” situation–so keep an eye out for that, too. The month ends with a really fun aspect: Jupiter in Libra square Mars in Cancer on the 25th. This gets everyone’s engines revved with an amp in energy, libido, and courage–and even more so for you since you share Cancer’s water element. Get ready to revel in this aspect’s bounty of getting shit done and having v amazing sex (and on that note, may I suggest this, that, and this jaw dropper right here), but be careful not to go overboard and veer into ill-advised risk taking or impulsive decision-making. Add some strategy and foresight to the mix–and, ya know, a condom when applicable–and make the most of the best the Cosmos have to offer.

Hey hey Ram Mamas! You start June off with a seriously killer aspect made just for you (and Sagittarius, but like, for you too tho): Venus in Aries trine Saturn in Sagittarius on June 1st. It’s a great time for committing longterm in love, meeting your soulmate, working through tough relationship issues, making headway in your creative pursuits, and closing low-risk business deals successfully. All signs point to awesome on this one, so prepare for heart eyes. On the 3rd, the Sun in Gemini trines Jupiter in Libra. This aspect is full of energy, good fortune, confidence, monetary gain, and harmonious relationships. You won’t be one of the main beneficiaries (womp womp) since you don’t share elements with these signs, but it’s a strong enough aspect that we’ll all get some good vibes out of the deal, so go out on that day for sure, and if you can schedule important work meetings as well, def do it. It’s followed by a weird placement on June 4th that will give us a bit of a roller coaster effect: Sun in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces. This is like the hangover after a killer night–it carries the energy of lethargy, deception, confusion, and illness, although on the upside, it’s great for your creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). You’re not directly involved because, again, you don’t share either of these elements (air or water), but it’s still best to steer clear of any business dealings/important convos on that day, since we’ll all be susceptible to funky vibes. You’ll spend most of the month transiting the house of friends and aspirations under the social, communicative influence of Gemini–which is honestly such a dope combo. Aries and Gemini already love each other, as you both are super upbeat, energetic, and on-the-go–so the two of you working together will bring lots of harmony and success to this aspect. It’s a time to reach for what you dream of doing in your career, and to call on friends and social circles to help you out in achieving those dreams. Make an extra effort to be social during this time, and to meet up with your homies–lots of magical fairy dust will be sprinkled upon you as a result (figuratively speaking, although if you’re down for something more literal, that can def be arranged). On the 9th, a full moon in Sagittarius lands in your house of  lightheartedness, play, and creativity. Fun! Sagittarius is upbeat and optimistic, so she’s just going to egg you on with this one. Spend that day having as much fun as you possibly can–the sillier the better (rollerskating, bouncy houses, posing as a Hollywood socialite at Barney’s so you can try on all their designer shit–these are all favored with this placement). This is also a great time to finish up a creative project you’ve been working on, so put time aside for that on the 9th, too. As far as bae territory is concerned, Venus will slide into Taurus on the 6th, and into your 12th house of secrets and the subconscious. This is a bit of a nebulous placement that promotes things like secret affairs, feelings being kept under wraps, becoming addicted to lovers or attracting lovers who are addicted to you. Another way this energy could manifest is by coming to terms with unhealthy behaviors in your love life–patterns that have kept you from having the kind of relationship you most deeply want. To reap the most benefits from this placement, get your soul search on: keep a journal by your bed so you can write down dreams, spill it to your therapist, or have a legit witch perform an akashic clearing. The month rounds out with Venus in Taurus trine Pluto in Capricorn on the 24th, which will bring some intense and sultry vibes to the romance front. This will make sex especially awesome, but in a holy-shit-I-think-this-is-the-real-thing kind of way, not in a slip-out-quietly-the-morning-after kind of way. The dark side of this is that feelings could deepen to the point of obsession, and affairs are also a thing with this placement–so pump the breaks if you feel any of that weirdness coming on. The good news for you, Aries, is that you aren’t directly involved in this aspect, so you won’t get all that frenetic intensity (phew). Just sit back, Ram Babe, and enjoy the steamy feels while they last.

Hey Bull Mamas! You start out the month in the house of secrets and the subconscious. You know those days when it’s weird and gloomy and all you want to do is stay in and listen to The Romeo and Juliet soundtrack on repeat? That’s kind of like this house. It’s dark, moody, secretive, and a bit angsty. That’s not bad news though, even though it’s not, like, party poppers and bottles of champ. The truth is that we need periods of introspection and seclusion in order to progress in the right direction. Take this time to get centered–don’t force social engagements–stay in with your feels and your journal and your Leonard Cohen bath-time. Slowing down allows our subconscious to reveal itself to our consciousness, which is crucial to our spiritual growth and health. Even if you don’t need a good ugly cry, make a point to give yourself the invaluable gift of down time, if for nothing else than to regenerate your energy reserves. On the 4th, we’ll all join you in the moodiness with a v weird placement: Sun in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces. This aspect carries the energy of lethargy, deception, confusion, and illness, although on the upside, it’s great for your creativity (the hard stuff always is though, amirite?). The good news for you, Taurus, is that you’re not directly involved because you don’t share either of these elements (air or water), but it’s still best to steer clear of any business dealings/important convos on that day, since we’ll all be susceptible to the funky vibes. On the 9th, a full moon in Sagittarius will light up your house of work and health. Sagittarius is fun, philosophical, expansive, and adventurous. You may find that you’re asked to travel for work around the 9th, begin a new kind of job that you’re unfamiliar with, or take classes for your current work. Sagittarians are often well-liked, so this influence is great for making work friends, too. On the health front, Sagittarius has a bit of a hedonistic, over-indulgent vibe (sound familiar, Taurus?), so be careful there around the full moon–if you’re drinking, Lyft home for sure, and ex-nay on the extra donut; one is just fine, Bull Babe. In the boo department, Venus is sittin’ pretty in Taurus starting on the 6th, and that’s awesome news for you! Venus rules Taurus anyway, so you’ll def be in your element, wearing all the pretty things (ahem, cough cough, ahem), spraying yourself with all the fancy perfumes, and eating all the fancy lobster dinners. It’s also a great time for your sex life, as you Tauruses are super sensual, and Venus is only going to cheer you on as far as gettin’ nasty is concerned. If you’re looking to commit, Venus will send some magical vibes for getting bae on lock under this placement, so make sure you let the Universe know you’re down. To give even more power to this placement, the month rounds out with Venus in Taurus trine Pluto in Capricorn on the 24th, bringing extra intense and sultry vibes to the romance front (not that you need them, but the more the merrier for sure!). This aspect will make sex awesome, but not in a one-night-stand kind of way, more in a holy-shit-I-think-this-is-the-real-thing kind of way. Feelings will deepen–potentially to the point of obsession, and affairs are also a thing with this placement. Since you’re a key player in this aspect (Venus in Taurus), you’re especially susceptible, so pump the breaks if you feel any of that weirdness coming on. Otherwise, just enjoy–you’re bringing sexy back in a real way this month, Taurus.