Best Discreet Sex Toys

How to get your kicks discreetly.


By Rebecca Mark


Whilst we all know that sex toys are empowering and something to be freely spoken about, we may not want our family members or housemates to hear the buzz of a vibe through the walls. So we’ve rounded up our edit of discreet sex toys to help you find the best way to get your kicks without the fear of someone overhearing…

For complete silence, a classic quiet sex toy is the trusty dildo. Made from super soft silicone with a suction cup base, it’s great for reaching the all-important G-spot and can be used for a slippery solo session in the bath or shower.

If you’re after a quiet clit vibrator, then look no further. The Satisfyer 2 Next Generation Suction Vibrator is perfect for getting you to an earth-shattering climax whilst maintaining low levels of noise. Designed to mimic the feeling of oral sex, cover the opening with a water-based lubricant and place it over your clitoris to let the suction sensations gently caress your most intimate sweet spot.

Another one of our favorite quiet sex toys is a bullet vibrator. Featuring a tapered tip, which is great for stimulating the nerve endings in the clitoris, it has a single push button with speeds and varying patterns to explore and, to make it even better, it’s completely waterproof so you can get really subtly steamy at bath time.

Take your arousal outside of the bedroom, hand over control and explore the exhilarating buzz of discreet vibrating panties. Made from velvety smooth silicone, this small but mighty toy has been created with the sensations of oral sex in mind. Slip into the stretchy briefs, pop the vibrating massager into the inner pocket and hand over the remote to your partner to give them control of the pleasure. Featuring a combination of 12 different settings, it’s a discreet vibrator you can choose to ramp up the fun in or outside of the bedroom.

The Satisfyer App-Enabled Rechargeable Suction Vibrator is ideal for either internal or external stimulation. The quiet vibrator has two motors, one that controls the clitoral suction and one at the other end to control the internal vibrator. Simply lather on a generous amount of water-based lubricant and decide which end you’d like to try out first.

Looking for a quiet vibrator you can use with a partner? The Satisfyer Rechargeable App-Enabled Couples Vibrator is a discreet vibrator to enhance pleasure together and elevate sensations during penetrative sex. Not only does it stimulate the internal G-spot and clitoris, it also sends delicious vibrations to the sensitive nerve endings in the penis. One of the main highlights of this toy is that it can be transformed into a quiet remote vibrator by using your phone, smart-watch or tablet alongside the handy app. Ideal for those long distance relationships.

How to discreetly buy sex toys has dramatically evolved over the years. Browse our wide range of clothing, shoes and discreetly add the best quiet vibrator to your basket to have it delivered straight to your door.

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